Thursday, July 24, 2008

What happen when u got bored in a seminar?

I got to attend this QA seminar this morning. Had attended similar ones many times but since they made it compulsory for everyone, I got to show my face somehow.

Oh ya, I got to realise that I was the only Chinese in the hall, and best thing was, the speaker thought that the audience were all Malay. hehehe... I got a 'truely Malaysian' look.

I got bored after awhile. The speaker had been repeating the same thing, at a very slow pace. I saw Cik Moshee drawing some flowers and fish bones on her notebook. Apparently, she's bored too. That gave me an idea on how to kill time. I drew a man, sitting on a bench alone.

"Lukisan ni belum lengkap lah, dia tengok apa tu?" Moshee asked.
"Jap, nak lukis nih..." I answered, continue to scribble... I drew a lady with an umbrella...

"Nah, laki nih tengah tengok awek cantik..." I smiled.
"Cis!" hm... that's Moshee's reaction...
"Belum, belum.... jap... ada lagi..." I continued scribbling again....

Tadaaa......

"Sebenarnyer laki tu bukan tengok awek tu lah, dia tengah tengok anjing tu kencing kat tiang, kih kih kih......"

Moshee...."KURANG ASAM!"

36 comments:

Inah said...

woww..u have talent in drawings :D

nanti lukis gambar inah ek :P

Puan Tod said...

Josh pandai melukis rupanye..wah..hebatnye..

saharil said...

saharil conteng tak leh cari makan la nih..

nazzman ibrahim said...

hmmmmm cantik lukisan tu
ada bakat terpendam rupanya hehehe

Puan A said...

Nnt tlg lukis potret sy blh?
Dah tunjuk bakat tu...

PUTUBAMBU said...

wow..! nice sketch bro..! really..

pehni lukis gambar putu pulak tu..
the real putu (mother of 3 kids tu tau..)..bukan putu yg kuih...hehehe..

Josh said...

[Inah] Tenkiu-tenkiu... alamak... Josh tau lukis belakang orang je, depan x pandai..

[Puan Tod-tod] Hebat ke I? (buat muka mengada-ngada)..

[saharil] Lor... maner Josh boleh tanding ngan Saharil Conteng punya talent. Saharil dah glamer-lamer dah ngan conteng-conteng. Ni Josh baru je nak merangkak.

[Nazz] Thanks bro. saja conteng-conteng. Erm.. dulu kat sekolah memang selalu dapat No. 1 pun kalo ada competition melukis. Tu dulu lah.

[Puan A] Aiyo... nanti muka macam monyet kang..

[Putu] tu satu cabaran Putu. Josh x pandai lukis muka-muka nih. Kalo putu bambu ke, putumayam ke, tu senang, anytime. hehehehe.

axim said...

i like ur idea pasal lelaki itu tengok anjing kencing..haha

good sense of humor..

Josh said...

[Axim] hahaha.. tenkiu-tenkiu. Sebab Josh rasa xde specialnyer kalo laki asyik tengok awek cun je.. too stereotype. So Josh lukis anjing kencing pulak.

:: NbC :: said...

wahhhh creative.. ada bakat terpendam rupanya.. nice sketch..!

syukur said...

tak sangka dalam berbakat klik klik bakat conteng menconteng pun terror jugak..... serba serbi berbakat ni... bakat menyanyi ade ker ??? ha ha ha

ainmuttaqin said...

amboi orang suruh dia pi seminar dia pi menconteng pulak yer..iskh..bole antar lukisan kat majalah ujang ke apo ke tu..hehehe..

azizi said...

wowww ..........
wooww ..........
wooow ..........
awesome bro. * when i was having the same thing, i will draw toilets, spaceships, and cats. why ? ... tu aje yg mcm terer. lukis org nanti jd kambing :-)

budleee said...

hehehe...

kesian perempuan dlm gambar tuh, perasan org ushah dia :D

Shah said...

Waaa.... terror gak Josh melukis. Kalau aku lukis mesti dah macam orang lidi yang tak cukup anggota jer...

budleee said...

abg shah:
eh bukan student medic kena tau ker lukis semua tubuh manusia dalam anatomy and physiology :p

hilmihamzah.com said...

Hi Josh.

I think you have utilized your killing-time moments so well. The drawings were excellent! haha

Good day, dude!

Puan A said...

Jadi monyet? Blum hebat lg le maksudnye ni? Bukan salah org yg dilukis tau tp salah pelukis ok..

RizaL said...

pandai plak budak ni melukis yer...

moshee said...

This is what we called

"improving the teaching quality"

muahahhaha...

Josh said...

[pinky] tenkiu-tenkiu. Tu bakat terPADAM sebenarnyer. Dah lama padam, sekarang timbul balik. hehe..

[syukur] Hahaha... ni puji sungguh-sungguh nih. Erm.. nyanyi pun pandai jugak. Lagu budak-budak like 'twinkle-twinkle little star'. hahaha

[Ain]-ain] Biasa ler. Dah ler seminar tu boring. Hantar kat Ujang?? tak layak sungguh....

[Azizi] Hm... Out of all the things in the world, why TOILET?? hahahahaha... Well, josh lebih kurang je, lukis apa yg Josh pandai je.

[Bud] hahaha.. memang dia perasan. I setuju, orang Medic sepatutunyer lebih pandai, terutama yang anatomy, kan Shah?

[Shah] Lukisan orang lidi pun best pe. Cuma heran, naper x cukup anggota? Which part?

Josh said...

[Hilmi] Hi Hilmi, welcome to my blog! Tenkiu-tenkiu, there're many ways to kill time actually.

[Puan A] Ntah-ntah Puan A lagi pandai lukis. Kan? kan?

[Rizal] hehehe budak baru belajar. Sifu Rizal kan ada.

[Moshee] hahaha... boleh improve quality ke tu??

shahril aley said...

wah berbakat betoi ye josh
kalau selalu melukis ni
mesti boleh lukis potret plak
nanti dah dah cantik lukisan josh
boleh lukis gambar aley plak :)

Josh said...

[Aley] Kalo camtu Aley kena sabar tunggu le ye. Give me time... erm.. 10 years. hahahaha

Hairie-KL said...

hehehehe terer sungguh. Gelak sorang2 depan pc ni...

Beruang Madu said...

yes Josh, your face is something special... and the drawing also... the anjing kencing tu yg menarik...
leh tahan jugak Josh melukis, sib baik tak bawak masuk sekali ngan pensil warna ker

mazddaud said...

wow!! banyak bakat seni josh ye...ini baru yg ter"padam" (as what you said..:)) kalau yg "terendam" atau "terbenam" and ber macam2 "ter" keluar nanti cam manalah agaknya ye...:-)

awieworld said...

hehe..kelakar...oh pandai lukis...aku kalu lukis, paras kaki jer yg tau, yg atas pinggang tak reti...dah tntu cacat lukisan aku,,,haha

bijak..bijak...!!!

Josh said...

[Hairie] ? terer? terrorist ler nih? hahahaha. Hope your life is good.

[beruang madu] A'ah abg bear. Kalo ada pensil warna sure macam-macam dapat. Thanks for the compliment!
Pstt..Josh x geti lukis beruang la... hahah

[Maz]Aiyo.. kalo semua tu terkeluar mau ramai terkejut beruk. hahahaha... Takde lah, tu je bakat Josh. dah takde lagi dah kot..

[Awie] tenkiu-tenkiu. Kalo camtu boleh gak Awie lukis kaki. Kan? Tunjuk ler kat blog Awie..

YAZrIE said...

sajer tulis2 sini sbb nk bg GENAP ruangan komen jadi 30!!! muahahahahahhahahahaha.....*larikkkkkk smbl bawak crayon

Josh said...

[Yaz] hahahaa... sekarang nih dah jadi 31. Camner sekarang? nak genapkan jadi 40 tak?? muahkahakahkaka

Faisal Admar said...

Lol... tak pandai lukis depan... pandai lukis belakang je? :P

Dalam maksud tuh...

Hmm cantik lukisan tu. Nasib tak tidur dalam seminar kan?

YAZrIE said...

Josh..hah..skang dh jadi 33....7 to go!!! go..!! go!!!! power rangers!!!!

kok@un said...

wow... pandai sketching pulak!

Josh said...

[faisal] apa maksud dia Seminar tu satu pagi je, tak ngantuk.

[Yaz] sekarang dah 35. comment ler lagi!

[kok@un] hahaha.. hidden talent.

YAZrIE said...

hahahhah....okeh! apa yg Josh tulis kat sketch tu?? nice hand writing...hehehhe